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GRIND SOME GRAVEL

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3rd Annual Gravel Soul Race 2020
Entry Fee yet to be determined- cheap!!

Equal prizes for Men's & Women's pelotons!
3 Routes for your self-destruction needs:

Major Devastation Route:
90+ Miles

10,000 Feet
Bushwhacking, 3 foot erosion ditches and puddles of bear barf

Minor Devastation Route:
60-70 Miles
7000 Feet
A good solid gravel adventure without all the abuse

Group W Route:
32 MIles
​3000 feet
A solid gravel route for the seasoned vet and beginner alike


No Feed Stations. No Course Markings.
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Winner buys the Tacos! (AND gets the rubber chicken)
Sweeter prizes for 2nd & 3rd Place!
Primes Galore (prizes for stuff other than crossing the finish line. Pronounced "preem").
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* Wheelie Prime at the start
* Skid Prime judged by Guinness World Record holder Jim David.
* Big Air Prime in the jump park.
* Brick Primes: Bricks stashed on course, carry one over the mountain to the finish for a mystery prize. (2 each for men & women)
*Water Bottle Primes: water bottles stashed near the bricks, they'll be marked for LOCAL BIKE SHOP swag, pounds of Roast House Coffee and Chocolate Bars from UNFI.
*Kite Prime: launch your kite from the summit to enter this prime. What? You don't ride with a kite?!!
*Virtual KOM: We're all riding the same course, but if your GPS or Strava counts the most elevation, you win! You may send your GPS unit up on your kite for this prime, climb a tree, do what you've gotta do.
Ride with us
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Ride ALL the miles

3 separate routes to accommodate your spirit of adventure.

Climb ALL the feet

There will be feet. Climb them all, YOU CAN DO IT!!

Grind ALL the gravel

Every nugget of gravel will be hand polished to a glimmering sheen, but bring a flat kit just in case.
Here's a video of the ride that conceived The Dirty Spokanza... and no, it wasn't an immaculate conception.

Note:

All riders participate at their own risk. Wear a helmet. Pack enough food for a continental crossing. There’s water out there, but bring a filter. Oh yes, and TP in case you have to dig a hole. Most importantly, pop wheelies and HAVE FUN!!


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